Rooster Agents is a done-for-you marketing service. We build and run the website, content, search visibility, ads, reviews and the SMS agent for one business per market, for a monthly retainer plus whatever you spend on ads. This page is the plain-English record of what we claim about results — and what we refuse to claim.
1. We do not guarantee results
No guarantee of leads, bookings, rankings, revenue, or a return on your spend. Ever. Marketing moves demand; it does not create it on command, and we do not control your market, your prices, your capacity, your follow-up speed or your competition.
2. We publish no "average client result" — on purpose
You will not find an "our clients average X% more leads" line anywhere on this site, because we do not yet have the evidence to support one. Rooster is a young agency with a small roster. An average drawn from a handful of accounts over a few months is marketing, not proof, and it would be the exact thing we criticise other agencies for.
When we do have a verified measurement across a meaningful number of clients over a meaningful period, it gets published here — with the method, the date range, the number of accounts, and the accounts we had to exclude and why. Until that line exists on this page, assume no typical result has been established, and treat any number you hear from us as coming from one specific account, not from a track record.
Our sister product does exactly that with its member earnings, live, including the zeros: rooster.cash/typical-results. That is the standard this page will be held to.
3. What we DO publish, and how to check it
- The Results Board (/results/) is client-submitted. A client texts in a screenshot and it posts. Those are individual results, we have not audited them, and they are not a prediction for anyone else.
- Case studies are one named client over a stated period, with the metric and the dates written on them. One client is one client.
- Tool outputs — AI-visibility scans, map-pack grids, site and speed audits — are point-in-time measurements of public data. They are repeatable: run the same scan yourself and you should get the same answer. They measure visibility, not sales.
- Counts of what we built (pages published, posts scheduled, agents running) are counts of work delivered. Work delivered is not the same as money earned, and we never present it as such.
4. Testimonials and endorsements
Testimonials are individual experiences and are not evidence of typical results. Where anyone is paid, comped, discounted or otherwise rewarded for a testimonial or a post, that connection is disclosed on the post (#ad or equivalent), as the FTC's endorsement rules require.
5. Things we do not do
- No fake activity. We do not run invented "someone just booked a demo" popups, fake countdown scarcity, or fake "spots left" counters. If a live number appears on a Rooster page, it comes from a real record we can show you.
- No bought engagement. We never buy followers, views, likes or reviews, for ourselves or for a client, and our agents never pose as customers or reviewers.
- No invented authority. We do not claim any government body, platform or publication endorsed, certified or approved us unless we hold the agreement in writing.
- AI is disclosed. Where we generate media or write copy with AI, on our site or a client's, it is labelled where the platform requires it, and a real person is accountable for it.
6. Projections, if you ever see one
A proposal may contain an illustration — "if your close rate held and your budget doubled, the math looks like this". That is arithmetic, not a forecast, and the assumptions must be written next to it. If any Rooster page, deck, email or text ever shows you a projection without its assumptions, tell us: it is a breach of our own standard, and we will correct it.
7. Your money
Fees, billing, cancellation and the terms of any free build are in our Terms of Service. Ad spend is yours and is paid to the ad platforms, not to us. You can stop at any time under those terms — we do not lock a business into a long contract to hide a lack of results.
8. Corrections
If you believe anything Rooster has published overstates a result, text Rudy at +1 (717) 562-6072 or email [email protected] and we will correct or remove it. Texting Rudy is opt-in: message and data rates may apply, message frequency varies, reply STOP to opt out or HELP for help.
Substantiation for every claim we publish — the source, the date, and the raw figure — is kept on file and available to any client, platform reviewer or regulator who asks.
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