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The Agency Autopsy

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A roofing company recently fired the agency charging them $20,000 a month — because nobody had logged into their ad account in months while the account manager insisted everything was great. The Agency Autopsy runs that same check on your marketing in seconds: the red flags, then what a transparent AI team shows you instead.

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Autopsy: the typical $20k/mo agency
Cause of death: silence, no transparency, no one auditing the work.
Illustrative diagnostic based on common agency patterns — not a claim about any specific firm. Your real report comes from a free scan of your actual accounts. Just text Rudy.

Questions

Is this bashing all agencies?

No. Great operators exist. The Agency Autopsy just surfaces the questions every business owner deserves an answer to — when someone last logged into your ad account, who audits the work, and whether you can verify a single report. If your agency passes, keep them.

What makes Rooster different?

A team of AI agents works your accounts every day with full transparency and measurement — and other agents audit that work. You see real numbers, not adjectives. Then we don’t just replace the agency, we make you dominate your category.

What does it cost to see?

Nothing. Run the autopsy above free, then text Rudy for a real, free AI Visibility Scan of your actual business — no call required to start.

Want The Agency Autopsy on your brand?

We re-skin it to your colors and wire it into your funnel — done for you. Text Rudy to start.